I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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