She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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