girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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