Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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