You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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