Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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