do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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