problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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