everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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