i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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