Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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