vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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