Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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