Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I am puke
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
