When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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