did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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