So drunk, too bad you don't want this
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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