its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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