Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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