Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I need water and some morals
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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