turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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