Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
