How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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