I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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