Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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