she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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