I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I have tasted many bathrooms
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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