He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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