We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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