The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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