I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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