Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
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it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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