no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
this hospital has no fireball
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Randomize
