She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize