Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
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GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I just gift wrapped bread.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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