dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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