Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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