I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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