chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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My vagina just recognized that song.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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