her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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