I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So much Jack, so little girl.
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I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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