i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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