Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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