Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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