you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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