a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
