p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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