im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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