I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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