her vagina looked like bernie madoff
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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