maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
The air taste purple.
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