it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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