OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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