no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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